Fatal Farm’s “alternate” TV intros from the 80s and 90s is enough to keep one laughing for hours.

The Golden Girls and Alf entries are especially worth checking out.

In not-so-funny news, my Xbox’s partition table decided to take a dive (presumably) the night before last — after a late-night MST3K marathon — forcing me to repartition, reformat, and rebuild the entire box for the first time since I assembled it in 2005. Not a bad run, if I do say so myself. Not only that, I’ve already loaded around 40GB of content back onto it and it seems the system’s more or less stable again. Thankfully, I had most of the media content backed up on DVD (including XBMC-TV).